halloween!

halloween is coming! have any good jokes? Heres one
why did it take the monster 4 hours to finish the 20 page book?
he wasnt very hungry.

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When my son was little he came up with one:
Why are vampire horses so cheap? They don’t need living rooms.

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. What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal? Rice Creepies.

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one i found online :sweat_smile:
what do you call a fat pumpkin?
a plumpkin.

SORRY PUMPKINS, I DON’T MEAN TO BODYSHAME!! :frowning:

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pumpkin:

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