Huummm difficult 
…
Maybe:
-Why are you always crocheting animals with me 
, don’t you have other ideas ???
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mine you probably say “stop buying acrylic yarn! you never use it!”
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Get this to-do list trimmed down, please!
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Mine would probably tell me “use me up 1st before you buy any more “
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My mum is RICH 
(def not but I spend on yarn like I am 
).
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too funny! And welcome to the community 
we have lots of fun here
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“girl you CANNOT keep buying more cotton yarn, you need to actually use it. and you have SIX LAVENDER BIG TWIST SKEINS IT’S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR BUT THAT’S TOO MANY”
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mine would probably say “u should use old yarn and not just your favorite yarns that you just bought!!” hehe
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Tbh it would likely tell me to stop letting them get tangled.
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interview with a yarn stash:
me: "hello and comin’ at you 
live from meet.ribblr.com ! today’s message: we are interviewing @cr0chetdrag0n, a.k.a. Fey’s, yarn stash! turns to stash how are you doing today, my good friend?
Stashina Stacy the yarn stash: horrible. absolutely horrible. and do not call me friend. I don’t know you.
me: my, my, a little touchy today, eh? what seems to be the matter?
stashina: what’s the matter? what’s the matter? just look at me! I am covered in random, unwound skeins of yarn! the amount of tangled cakes and skeinis and never-to-be-finished wip’s hidden in my bottom crate…shivers
me: that does not sound fun.
stashina: it isn’t. and it’s all because of that little-
me: hold on there just a moment, Stashina Stacy-
Stashina: do NOT call me Stashina Stacy! Stashina is just fine.
me: okay…and keep it PG, will ya? this is live on ribblr…
Stashina: rolls nonexistent eyes well excuse me princess
me: you picked that up from fey didn’t you
stashina: …possibly…BUT STILL! its all because of that little…annoyance Fey! You would not believe what she did to me the other day!
me: oh?
stashina: well, she disappeared for a minute, and I think, “oh probably at dance because it consumes her life”, but NO! instead, she is in her mother’s room. And guess what happened? she came back in here…with a GIANT. PLASTIC. BOX. STUFFED TO THE BRIM WITH MORE YARN. and she doesn’t put it in crates, oh no no. instead, she puts the entire plastic box down IN FRONT OF ME! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? THE SHEER IDIOCY, THE-THE DISRESPECT! WHY, IF I HAD HANDS I’D-
camera cuts to me
me: well, that’ll be it for today! stashina here has gone on…a minor tangent. Thank you for tuning in, and hope to see you next time on the ribblr news live ! thank you and good day!
(why I did this idk) (help) (stashina hates me)
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It would probably say “hey can u untangle me now!? Or are you gunna procrastinate again 
?” LOL
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My stash would say “Thank you so much for buying a new box, now we have more space :D”
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My stash would probably complain because it’s in too many places, but it is shrinking because I’ve been completing my projects. Working on an alien messenger bag , compliments of yarnspiration. Also can’t help myself when I find a huge bag of full skeins at the thrift store for the price of 1.
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I feel so crowded! Help!!! Do something with me already! I need to be loved by little humans!
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this is amazing
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It would probably say: when are you going to remember I exist??
As I have so much yarn but I just keep buying more 
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Yarn:Why do you make things with me if you never finish bro!! Me: because! Yarn 
: bc what? Me : u know!
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Same @CloudyStars
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My yarn stash would say: “Who is she gonna pick today?!” “Oh, I hope it’s me!” “No, it’s gonna be me! She loves purple!” “No, Purple, there is barely any yarn left on you!” Lol, I loved typing this :D
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Same!
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