jokes

gimme your best joke to make me laugh, ill respond if i laugh or not :scream_cat: im sad bc i got home from vacay so i need cheering up

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why did the tomato blush?

bc it saw the salad dressing lolll

btw hope u feel better :mending_heart:

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I tried to give up crochet for a while

But let’s just say I Croch - Hated it.

I hope all the jokes ppl send cheer you up! :heart_hands::heart_hands:

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why did the strawberry wake up so early?

because it had berry much energy !

(idk please help, I’m no comedian :skull::nail_care:)

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:sob::sob: thay made me laugh

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omg :sob:

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why does the chicken cross the road??\

2 get 2 the crocheters house.

knock, knock

(u say whose there)

the chicken

( u say chicken who)

the chicken who crossed the road

hope ur feeling happier!

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aww tyy feel better!

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its giving dad joke :sob:

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knock knock

who’s there?

eucalyptus

eucalyptus who?

eucalyptus tree if youd like ^^ (:skull:)

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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My teacher asked me to name a country in scandinavia without the letter R.
I said: “No way!”
(get it? because No way is Norway without the R… and yes, ik sweden doesn’t have the letter R in it)

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Why are football players never hot?

Because they have so many fans,

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wait i dont understand :sob:

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“you can lick this” :sob:

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OH :sob: cs

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Genuis :sparkles::sob::pinched_fingers::pinched_fingers:

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facepalm Omg. :joy::joy:

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The champion limbo dancer walks into a bar, making him no longer the champion limbo dancer.

Theres my joke :joy:

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