Make the comments look like... Pt. 4

Make the comments loom like…
An old folks home

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OOhHhOh Sharon dear… please give me a glass of plum juice

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You want some candy, I think I have some in the pantry (the candy is like 5 years old and rock hard :sob::skull:)

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Mamaa, *said in a posh accent * can please go outside?

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I have cleaned my bedroom and washed the dishes

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oh, Martha, you’re my best friend, you know that right?

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Oh, Martha, I forgot you live in Miami…

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My dimentia had been acting up lately :skull::skull::skull:

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Old Lady: GEMME A GLASS OF WATER!!! ISN’T THAT YOUR JOB??? TO CATER TO MY NEEDS???
Random person on the street: It’s really…not.

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Other random old lady: HELLO I’M DEAF!! THAT’S WHAT MY DOCTOR SAYS BUT YOU KNOW I DON’T CARE!!!
The random person on the street: Ahh…you should.
Other random old lady: WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU YOUNG ONES GOTTA BE LOUD!
The random person on the street: Bye!! runs away at top speed
Other random old lady: EH? COME BACK HERE!

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Anyone seen Harold (Harold died 30 years ago)

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cracks back OH SH-

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No dear i think he went shopping

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Me too dearie it is so annoying

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Where’s ma bingo card Marge?

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I need mah glasses now where did i put them? Oh yes the bathroom bye dearies I’ll be right back bonks head into wall oww oh dear can someone help me to the bathroom?

crunch OWW MARGE COME QUICK MS DUNCAN (volunteer at home)

I need my BeAnS! Where is John? I want a glass o milk!!

JOHNY BOY! MARGE! HALP MA! Complete sentence.

Ok, thank you, I really need to find my pills, but my eyesight isn’t what it used to be

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