hiiii every one.
im kinda bored and i am NEEDING a story too read. Sooo tell me your true irl stories<3 it could be anything, drams, funny, … anything! okieee let me know<3
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one time i was talking to my friend and her watch said, Ok. Adding bananas to the cart. 
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what?? thats soo random 
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so one time me and my friend were hanging out at the park and she went to the other side of the playstructure we were standing on to show me something, and she thought i was gonna follow her on the way she went but NOPE i went a different way and she didnt see me and ended up in front of her while she was looking back calling for me. then she turned around and saw me in front of her with a grin on my face like i teleported, and screamed “AHH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE PENNYWISE!”
i did it twice more and she thought i was a wizard
@craftychicken u know this story
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omg that happened in my school like 20 times its hilarious
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bro what???!?!
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dont anger me i have superpowers 
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Imma just spit facts since I literally SUCK at storytelling.
I’ve never broken a bone, but once I almost broke both my ankles at the same time
I have 2 dogs, both family dogs but one is more predominantly mine, his name is Sirius 
I’ve moved across my country, and travelled across it about 30 times
I’m allergic to MOLD. Found that out the hard way.
I have 3 best friends, 2 live where I live now, the other lives where I used to live across the country
I volunteer at the animal shelter where I live every Monday and Thursday! There are 20 cats!
The cats areeeee: Jansci, Pekoe, Molly, Chai, Quinn, Stevie, Ebony, Mable, Fauna, Callie, Birdie, Buddy, Oxley, Chewy, Marble, Cottonwood, Oreo, Puffin, Fergie, and Elrond!
Guess how long it took me to memorize those names 
ALSOOOO BUDDY IS GETTING ADOPTED!! YAYYYY! he is SO PRECIOUS and I hope his new home is wonderful. I will miss him tho.
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it took me a while to find buddy in that mix 
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all of those cat names could make the lyrics to a whole rap song 
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Hehe… Im not the most organized lol
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Omg that would actually be so cool!
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oh dont worry im not exactly either (I have to wear an oxygen mask to look inside my desk)
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try me 
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also one time i was watching a vid and someone said they hate sushi and i have a hello kitty sushi plushie and i have never felt more offended in my life
this is what she looks like
Normal mode
Up close
in a blanket
And LOAF MODE (her version)
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agree
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So in third grade, I didn’t really pay much attention in class and I liked to solve math problems using the way I was taught instead of number bonds or whatever they teach, resulting in very, VERY bad grades (at least compared to what I was used to). I got a C in math, the only C I’ve ever gotten, and math was my best subject. My school had two magnet programs for fourth and fifth grade for math and reading, the reading one was lottery and the math one was based on grades in third grade.
I got into both, but I got into the reading one because one of my friend’s best friend moved away and I got her spot, (my friend doesn’t know this) and originally because of my awful math grades in third grade I didn’t make it into the math program. However, I wasn’t actually that bad at math, which showed when we took MAP-M. So my teacher pulled me aside and went “Did you know you were good at math? Why aren’t you in the advanced class?” and I just shrugged.
Unfortunately, the advanced math wasn’t all that much harder, but the teacher was 10 times more boring. In the non-advanced class, we would rip out pages we didn’t need from the math book and play trashketball for football cards or something. In the advanced class, we just all sat there while the teacher droned on and on and on.
I found out years later that the upper county actually had two magnet schools: one was my school, and one was another school. So up until then I thought that each school had its own magnet program, because the kids who went to my school’s magnet program all came from my school. Apparently, the magnet program at my school was just for kids at my school, and the other school’s magnet program was for every other school. I learned that this was because years ago there was only one magnet program, at the other school. Back then kids had to test to get in, and it turned out most of the kids came from my school, so they just plopped another magnet program just for my school.
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THATS A CHUNKY PARAGRAPH TO READ. TK that you are kind enough to share this story to the community<3
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ok here is my story, its kinda embarrassing, soo this just happen lately:
i have this cuitie patiutie notebook that a bring every where(mostly at school). And i write things in there when im bored. So the notebook has a stickynote on it that says ‘‘absolutely forbidden to open in any form’’. But why theres this message on this notebook?? Welp yall guys never know cause its all slutty stuff, jk its all about ships, hot boy,… Soo my classmate sits next to me knows the note book. And when i wasnt looking, that guy decide to opens the book and read it?? BTW the word are all like this’’ STAYS WE MADE IT, WE HAVE SEEN CHANG BIN’S ABSS!!!’’. I notice him that he’s holding the notebook, look straight in his eyes and… i didnt did anything ofc. Wait you think im goo\ing to beat him up? nahh i beat him up 5min later ofc. From that day on, that guy never touch one thing thats mine.
welp theres more dramas but dont have time<3
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Wow
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