Once apon a time, there was a teeny, tiny mouse.
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the mouse was poor (in cheese lol)
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But luckily, there was a market nearby, and the mouse had some mouse money.
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he made the mouse money off of the crocheted cheese he made
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So he went to the mall to buy cheese an yarn.
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so he wasted all his mouse money and then he had to move into his gf’s basement
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a rich mouse came up to him and causally gave him $100 worth of mouse money
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Then he got a cheap, beautiful castle and became the king of mouse land and changed the name mouse land to…
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because his best friend was a duck and the mouse king loved potatoes.
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the duck loved grapes and went to lemonade stands to ask for them.
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The duck said “Hey! Got any grapes?” (is that how it goes?)
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(I’m cackling)
and the rat said no and lost the 100 dollars in a contest
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He sill had the castle tho and was still king
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But then the tesla started driving on its own, and it took him to the wrong places.
(I dunno, lol)
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the mouse ended up on MARS.
He had no cheese no money and no
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