I taught someone then this appeared at our door not long after 
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i have emergency crochet hooks attached to my keys 
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“Oh look, my therapists, Mr Yarn and Mr Hook.”
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I get this a lot “Did you make these yourself?”
no it’s made by AI…
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“Oh that’s odd, another yarn scrap on my floor. Oh more… OAAGHHH a lot more”
“I could have SWOOOOORRRNNN I put this skein of yarn back. Oh well no use in returning it.”
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My room is full of yarn, stuffing, needles, hooks, WIPs.
I have three big containers of yarn just under my bed.
But there is always room for one (or maybe two) more skeins! 
And all the old ladies want to give you their yarn stash (which is nice)
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When I have an unruly amount of yarn stashed away 
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I perform yarn shapeshifting
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I spent forty dollars on the yarn isle at hobby lobby last month
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my mom always tells me i can have as many hooks and skeins as i can hide! 
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can you be quiet? I’m counting stitches
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gurl i got 5 drawers full… your not in the stage of full blown yarn junkie yet! hahaha
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To have all my yarn in one organized place would require me to also rent the apartment across the hall from me
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Ummmm when I go to Michael’s:
“Oooh this one is so prettyyyy”
“This one’s only $14.57!”
“Eeee it’s so fluffyyyyy”
“Hmm, what could I make with this?”
“Oopsies, my carts full, time to check out!”
“70,000 dollars for 103 balls of yarn?!”
“Hey mom, can I pay you back….?”
“No problem-I’ll make a bunch of things with 103 yarn balls and sell them for 50 dollars each….”
Hehehe not true but it might happen
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when i’m the #1 suspect after my family finds random yarn scraps scattered across our house…. oops.
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Finally! I found my favorite stitch marker!
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second ones more like “this one’s only $57!!” 
(yarn prices these days are insane)
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ah $40 is amateur money. last month i think i spent $200+ on yarn alone 
(shh im market prepping i have an excuse)
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5 drawers?!
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Hmmm… “I have no pets but my desk is always covered in fluff”
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