The amount of times people say “omg, can you knit???” ITS FLIPPIN’ CROCHET PEOPLE
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When you have to slide the safety eyes and random hooks out of the way before you can put down your coffee 
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When you walk into my room and there yarn/plushies/stuffing everywhere…
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That means it will be revealed in an hour!! Ever sense lucky sunday ended i missed this excitment:3
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Friend: You seem stressed. Is there anything I can do to help?
Me: Here. Sew in these ends
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Each number getting louder and louder until the person talking leaves
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Me,”can I get more yarn?”
Mom,”but you already have a whole box of yarn and some”
Me,” it’s fine, no one has to know
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-then I spend $100 worth of yarn- 
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Company sits on the couch and immediately gets stabbed by a hook or needle
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When packing to move and you sell/donate/toss half your clothes to save room for totes of yarn
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you cannot walk more than 5 feet in my house w/o finding yarn scraps, and my entire room is coated with random skeins
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1,2,3,4,5- (friend) hey are you knitting?? (Me) NO IM NOT KNITTING AND BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT YOUR PUNISHMENT IS TO COUNT THIS
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When your aunt comes over to visit and goes straight to your craft room to find you and looking around says you have space there there and there what you making next!
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I spend billions of dollars every time I go to Spotlight
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You cant pass by yarn or hooks without going trough them
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I say “just one more row” like it means anything :)
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Every gift idea somehow ends with me making it by hand. 
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I measure time in rows, rounds and skeins :)
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When the only gifts you receive are gift cards to the local hobby store.
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