What are these

Woww, that is looooong!

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Ancient Gnome surveying pole. Theodolites were usually mounted on them to record horizontal and vertical angles.

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OMG YOU FOUND THEM! Thanks I’ve been looking for my magical fishing harpoons everywhere!

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Those things that make fizzy drinks less fizzy and makes soft drinks explode

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they are the remnants of the once immortal race of giants that live in the sky

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miniature harpoons, obviously

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Well, when I look at it, I think it looks very much like 3 hollow spoons!

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What happens when you bring them outside while it is raining?

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DO NOT TOUCH THEM they are undercover snails in tuxidos with water guns

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Hair pins

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Staves for mice

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wow… I never knew the truth…

walks over to darning needles..

SPILL UR SECRETS

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  1. Left: a sword for ants! (used in microscopic duels at dawn)
  2. Middle: a neon toxic toothpick (guaranteed to remove snacks AND bad vibes)
  3. Right: a wizards ear scatcher (only works on Tuesdays)
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Pickles

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Guys it obvious… they are obviously miniature swords for all your mini crochet animals… duh…

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They are totally just 3 nonchalant slugs peacefully eating happily in a tranquil space

(pov: me watching them eat:)

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They are instruments u use to keep your eyes open after crocheting for hours .they hold up your eyelids

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Chopsticks

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He middle one is an evol, the left is a Stay and the right one is sasuke

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These are the last living creatures on Earth. After the human race imploded due to a high concentration of brain rot infecting their neurons, the food chain collapsed, leaving only sticks bugs. As all of the nuclear power plants began to have meltdowns, the stick bugs devolved (due to the radiation) into the legless creatures shown in the picture. Without any breathing related organs, they are forced to breathe through tiny cracks in their skin, the oxygen powering their internal life support system which consisting only of string cheese and a dash of pure uranium. Scientists are unsure as to why it is string cheese and not brie, as that is the obviously superior acidified form of milk. The cause of the scientists confusion is mainly due to the fact that they are all, of course, dead.

The stick bugs consume the nitrogen in the atmosphere, transferring the kinetic energy of the particles into powering their movements which consist of small wiggling motions passing them forward at a high speed of 0.01 kph or about ten meters per hour. Their way to reproduce is similar to many single celled organisms. They snap themselves in half, the effort leaving them motionless for months, but being the only creatures left on earth, they have no predators so they just sit their until they have enough energy to start wiggling again.

For thirty million years these creatures lived in utmost peace, never evolving because they never needed to. But, thirty million years after The Great Extinction, a large spacecraft (~1.5x bigger than Jupiter) didn’t see the earth and went smashing into it, sending the stick bugs flying aimlessly into space. Most of them were sucked to the ship due to its immense gravity and skipped through the vents. The strange creatures aboard the ship had an atmosphere much too dense and nitrogen deficient for the stick bugs and they all passed away peacefully. The creatures found the stick bugs lying on the floor and instead of getting rid of them, they were innovative, using the poor deceased bugs to fix the hems and seams on their tattered clothing.

The three stick bugs that didn’t fly into the spaceship were all heading in the same direction and after 1,004 Mars years eventually colonised on a small planet orbiting the star Alpha Centauri called Alpha Centauri C.

That, in a nutshell is what those three things are. :slight_smile: I hope this cleared all of your confusion and gave you a better understanding about the creatures of our future.

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