I wish!
but i like weaving in my ends! 
if only!!
I like weaving in ends 
for me it’s:
‘Alexa, please sew these pieces together’ 
same! I hate sewing pieces together! I feel like i’m going to sew them on bent and ruin all that hard work!
It makes me so nervous that i will not get the correct placement etc
With amigurumis weaving in ends is nothing, i learned what weaving in really was not that long ago and i dont like it 
I’d rather weave than sew. HOWEVER, finally got a breakthrough with sewing parts on in a way that I like the results.
I wish this worked! I have so many floating ends on my current project 
Anything to get rid of weaving ends!
Does Alexa accept bribes?
Alexa, do all my tasks so I can crochet in peace!
haha if only
Alexa, go to work for me!