Hello my favourite idiots, and here’s today’s alternatives :3
(@TheTreeLober) Instead of fingers, carrots!!!
And for @bulldogcrochetss, Candy glass!! It’s easy to make at home <3
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Hehe this is so silly, any alternatives for a bar of soap? They just look so good I mean 
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hey were not idiots! lol
maybe , curtains idk lol
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Buttuh
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instead of them scrumptious cushions, ravioli
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Instead of polyfill stuffing, eat cotton candy (polyfill stuffing makes ur stomach hurt)
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Hehe for packing peanuts eat marshmallows
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bread roll.
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ummm instead of hand cream eat yogurt
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If i put it on my hands isnt that still edible-? Like if i then eat bread the handcream transfers onto my bread and then i eat it
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how would u know that lol!
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Uhh
I got hungry and didnt like the calories real food would give me :3
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oh no !
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It was good tasting, but the texture was eugh
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Dont pull a heather chandler guys 
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A w h o /gen
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Heathers reference, basically Veronicas crazy bf gives her friend drain cleaner instead of a hangover cure veronica made etc etc, heather drinks the drain cleaner and dies, Veronicas bf then tries to kill more of her friends and then explodes 
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cloudy i need a paper and cardboard replacement pls 
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ill do that tomorrow, requires research eheh
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I think you can buy edible paper 
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