Fact of the week, week one

Weekly fact of the week!! theseareallgoingtoberandomsobarewithme
Dont eat uncleaned dirt! It doesnt taste very good and cane give you illness. Instead clean your dirt first and enjoy the rich taste of mother nature!!

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Why would I eat raw dirt? I thought this was common knowledge to prepare your dirt for consumption (/J FOR OBV REASONS)

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spits out dirt oops

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yuh, gonna go sterilize my dirt rq nom nom nom

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Dirt smooties are delicious<33
10/10 reccomend to try

Recipie :
3 cups dirt
1 cup chocolate chip
1 cup of ice
2 tulips
1/2 cup of rocks

(:

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You forgot the grass :scream::scream::flushed:

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Plus prob some mud to help it blend better

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Its allergy friendly recipie, some people are allergic to grass

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definitely notme who is allergic tograss

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on it :> yummy breakfast :weary:

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you’re supposed to CLEAN your dirt? and here i was eating it straight out of the ground :confounded:

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Smh…
not even a worm on top?

(I saw a dude eat a worm once… /srs your not suppossed to chew em’ otherwise their insides will explode in your mouth and that does not tatse good, considering all the poop they have in their body. Yuck)

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@SP4C3W4ST3 im allergic to grass!!! you right

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well, some worms mixed themselves in!
(seriously! thats gross :face_vomiting:)

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my lil bro ate a raw worm for 50 bucks

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Personally i like having my worms ontop like parsley, no suprises

( i was horrified watching him )

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i attempted but it had a crunch i spit it out and screamed

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Aeugh i can feel that scentence

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hmmm… ill try that next time!
(i would be too that sounds awful)

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looks up from eating dirt
I’m sorry, what?

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