Game Time! Let's play "Fortunately Unfortunately"

Fortunately there was a truck full of genetically engineered healing watermelons nearby that everyone ate after the potatoes and became well again

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Unfortunately, someone else found the poisonous potatoes and got sick, and there were no more watermelons to save them.

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fortunately, the person threw up all of the poisoned potatoes before it could do too much harm

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unfortunately, the person threw up the potatoes off a balcony and it hit a group of people walking underneath

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fortunately some of the people gathered the potatoes to make a nice, yummy potato smoothie

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But the smoothie tasted horrible and everyone threw up.

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but their throw up turned into a sparkly car and so they drove it around and showed their friends

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what the-
Unfortionally, the friends got jealous and stole the car.

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But then a rich person showed up at their door and gave them a lambo.

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But the rich man was sick cause of the rat attack earlier

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Fortunately, the friends gave him a magically remedy that healed the rich man, and they still got their lambo.

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Unfortunately, there was still rats in the lambo, who attacked the friends.

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But the friends were still able to escape! With no cuts whatsoever, and scared the rats away.

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But the rats came back with weapons and a giant rat and started to beat them up.

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Unfortunately… uh.. the rats were scared away by a raccoon who was now chasing the friends

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fortunately a rat dressed in mud stained cloth yelled “STOP” and told his fellow rats about love n’ stuff and then the rats began their redemption arc and stopped attacking them

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Unfortunately, the rats were lying and decided to plan an attack on the man’s mansion. :rat:

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Fortunately, a RAT (Repulsive Animal Trammel) team came and blew them up and wiped their species off the face of the earth

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Unfortunately they also got rid of Master Splinter (from TMNT) so the ninja turtles appeared seeking revenge on the RAT team

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But the RAT Team had heard they were coming and were prepared with nets and machine guns ready to separate them

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