My father jokingly asked me to crochet this thing, and me being the spiteful person I am, decided I would. If y’all could contribute some patterns that would help, cause I’m gonna have to combine some, that would be greatly appreciated!
UPDATE: I’ll be starting this project hopefully this month or early February, so I’ll have some more interesting updates for yall soon. Thanks again for all the suggestions and help you sent!
Oh. My. Gosh. Good luck!
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1054027091/realistic-octopus-crochet-pattern-by?click_key=3bd3e23d214ff2d4feff1d1ccf67dedd3d52343c%3A1054027091&click_sum=823396f2&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=giant+octopus+crochet+pattern&ref=sr_gallery-1-2&organic_search_click=1&bes=1&sts=1&dd=1&content_source=c5d61e1ad4ec6268be3a3ef084f6f62db1e37572%253A1054027091
https://www.etsy.com/listing/710629337/apollo-the-octopus-giant-crochet-pattern?click_key=d6329d3974dbc1184189ebcf02e6c45fe843836f%3A710629337&click_sum=9d004e20&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=giant+octopus+crochet+pattern&ref=sr_gallery-1-4&organic_search_click=1&bes=1&dd=1&content_source=ad8e6ce507c2a5247fd89d323babada38476167a%253A710629337
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1654462934/crochet-pattern-of-philibert-the-giant?click_key=19c814aef97e0681610d8d7b8c0bf395db03ee3c%3A1654462934&click_sum=46b0092b&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=giant+octopus+crochet+pattern&ref=sr_gallery-1-6&organic_search_click=1&bes=1&dd=1&content_source=29ca5f8a69238d8e8256a9eaf993fd0641b9c14a%253A1654462934
Thank you so much!
Thanks for the well wishes.
Ive seen this thing all over lately, good luck! It is rather cute in a creepy sort of way 
good luck on the project!
Oh my goodness, you better keep us updated
I’ll do my best! The end of this year is gonna be hectic for my family, so I’m not sure I’ll be able to start really diving into this before new years…
When you do start the project (if you do) you need to give it a name like “THE SUPREME MOTHER OF SQUIDWARD” or “THE FLOPPY KRAKEN OF DOOM”
I feel like it would be on brand to name it “POV: ya got monched”
Is your father aware its AI?
Yep, that’s why he asked me to make it.
Good luck!