What crochet stitch would look like a piece of corn? I was thinking of bobble stitch, but maybe I should just embroider it?
I’m going to make my own things for some crocheted fidgets for some teenage boys for Valentine’s. (My cousins.) I’m doing a heart, a poop, a pickle, a pet fart, dead rat and something barfing. I need to test out if a whoppee cushion will work in a plushie, I’d like the pet farts to make a farting sound.
They’re very into gross-out humor. I was given permission to go wild by their mom. 
Anyone else have other ideas?