Joke of the day- Day 50!!

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When does a duck wake up?

At the quack of dawn

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in country accent THATS A REAL KNEE SLAPPER :rofl::rofl:

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i wuv my ducks

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ducks are scary :smiling_face_with_tear:

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as a country girl…
I both approve and agreeXD

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They are!

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ducks are cute, BUT GEESE ARE A WHOLE OTHER STORY :skull:

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NAHHH :skull:
theres a pond in my “backyard” and all the animals there are just scary

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Fr ponds a literally death trap
You could:

  • drown
  • get attacked by a dozen animals
  • the stuff in the water could poison you
  • the plants could poison you
  • the ANIMALS could poison you
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fr, I went sledding once and almost fell INTO the pond

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Kinda off-topic now, but maybe this could work with eggs?
Ya kno, “when do eggs wake up? At the crack of dawn?!”

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Le GASP

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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