He told the duck…
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" tell my mother i- bleh"
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The cow was just faking death though…
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Cow stood up, “just kidding bro!” Then duck stabbed him in the heart
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“How dare you!?” Cow said, as he reached for the bandaids on the counter.
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Then the cow found the talking bean on the floor and kicked it like a ball
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“Weeeeeeee!” Goes the bean.
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And then he was magically fine!
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Suddenly bean came flying back in like a boomerang and smacked duck across the beak.
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The bean would say “ Do you guys rub your lotion in from the bottom up or top down?”
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Then, they all sat down for a cup of tea and crumpets as they talked about lotion
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“ What’s your favorite lotion?” Said the bean “ mine has to be all of them “
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“I like Dove lotion the best” Fred said
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Then duck finally piped up. With a nervous voice duck quietly asked, “Does anyone use duck fat? It’s free from parabens.”
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The cow stated “I have tried it before, but I am allergic to it”
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(Oh my goodness! You guys are killing me! 
)
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(Let’s do this again this was great)
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the duck shook his head. “thats too bad.”
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Then the farmer walks in
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The farmer would look at all of the animals and say…” what are all of you animals doing without me!”
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