Heyyy peoples I have a fun story to tell that I can’t tell anyone else bc all my friends know and my parents would die (of laughter lol)
Anyways……
So I was at the water park with my bestie, (let’s call her Jules) as besties do, and we were in line for our fav ride right? So we get in the 2 person tube and we she sits behind me and so she has to stick her dogs under my armpits. So I’m like “lolol nice dogs” and the lifeguard (who was fine as heck) goes “thanks” and so I say in my flirtiest voice ever (lol I’m so weird) “I wasn’t talking to you” lol whyyyyy??? So then me and Jules go to another ride and the lifeguards rotated so the cute one was there and we were like “oop” but whatever. So we get on the ride and I’m in the back (bc it’s a 2 person one again) and on the way down I said to him “ur pretty cute” and then Jules burst into laughter at my extreme rizz. So then we saw him coming around the curve on that ride and I blew him a kiss and he held up 7 fingers and I was like “what does that mean” lol. So we go to our friend who’s a lifeguard and we asked him what he meant by holding up 7 fingers and he goes “bro gets off at 7”
lol I’m such a rizzler. (For background I’m 14 and look 16 and the lifeguard was prob 17 or 18 lol)
Anyways…. Thanks for reading my tea. If any of y’all have some good rizzler stories post em here
XD
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WWWWWWWWW WIZZWAHHHHH yesssssss. Thats so cute i love that
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thats so funny! Don’t ask me how many times I read this.
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Slurppppp
That tea was delish ‘,:)
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My girlie fell in wuv with “some Italian bois” at the resort she was staying at, and her text threads she showed me were hilarioussssss
wish I could tell, but I’m not gonna hehe you just have to imagine them for yourselves…
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lol thanks. My fun rizzler stories are the best lol
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Oop that sounds like a party…… lolol
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Anyone in the mood for today’s boy tea??
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Yesss I’m always ready to hear tea (especially about boys lololll)
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Okokok
So basically I have a religion class b4 school every morning and there’s a cute kid in my class (we’ll call him grant) and bro is literally fine af… lol better than the lifeguard. So we were hanging out in class today and he’s across the room from me so I just kinda do a lil flirty smile at him and look away lol. So a couple mins later I look over at him and he’s got a bunch of scented markers and is smelling them all at the same time so I laugh at him from across the room and he mouths to me “it’s gonna smell good” and I just shake my head and then he smells them and I started dying bc he IMMEDIATELY pulled his head back and looked at me and mouthed “that was DISGUSTING” so I was cracking up in the middle of a religion class at a cute guy lol
(Bros smile is literally so hot too lolol)
(I should get his ##…)
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You def should get his #.
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Nahhh I’m tryna actually talk to him first lolol
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Also HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYY!!
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GURL UR SO FLIRTY I LOVE ITTTTT
I need more cute, normal, mature guys in my life hahaha
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