Jason: did they see your c.ai?
Piper: no luckily they didn’t see me french kissing wolverine
Annabeth:
Will: you can talk about your meaty sticks i don’t care
Percy: WHAT
Leo: are the voices making jokes or not, Percy?
Percy: you know it!
Jason: so cockette
Will: can I call you my husband?
Nico: lmfao sure
Piper: grah
Annabeth: girl what
Piper: you gotta grah
Frank: can i eat your waffle
Nico: i’ve been roleplaying in a pinterest comment section for the past 2 hours.
Will: babe, are you mentally okay? (no one said this but i had to add it anyways)
Percy: