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How does Phineas from Phineas and Ferb put on his shirt?

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Ikr?

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Thanks!

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the last one is relatable../

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An amazing comeback for an argument 3 days ago :pensive_face:

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I have a LOT

  1. Isnā€™t it funny that teenagers like to flex how expensive they got something when adults like to flex how cheap they got something?
  2. If you see someone wearing a $30,000 watch, are they really good with money? Or really bad with money!
  3. Your eyeball will never touch another personā€™s eyeball I hope
  4. Tall people are expected to help short people reach stuff but if a tall person asked a short person to get something off the floor it is considered insulting
  5. A burger doesnā€™t have a front or a back until you take a bite out of it
  6. We really donā€™t know what time it is, we just take everyoneā€™s word for it
  7. Their is only 10 numbers yet you can count endlessly with them
  8. Everyone has prob walked past a celebrity in their lifetime but didnt notice
  9. The letter W starts with a D
  10. ATM fees is when your just buying your own money
  11. Water: it can voila you to death, freez you to death, and drown you. Yet you still need it to survive
  12. When your talking you canā€™t breath out through your nose
  13. Neil A Armstrong was the first person to step on the moon, Neil A spelled backwards is alien
  14. You donā€™t need a parachute to skydive. You just need one to skydive more than once
  15. Mirrors dokt break. They just multiply.
  16. Is the letter C or S silent in the word ā€œscentā€

ANY WAY I hope that was enough :sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile:

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OMG THAT DOESNā€™T MAKE SENSE lol

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relatable!

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youā€™re hurting my brainā€‹:sob::weary_face:

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i have some:
arenā€™t fire trucks actually just water trucks?
when you read a book, you are just looking at 26 letters in different orders.
theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras canā€™t get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
why arenā€™t iphone chargers just called apple juice?
every broken clock tells you the exact time it passed away.
if tomatoes are fruit, then ketchup is jam.
iā€™m order to fall asleep, we have to pretend to be asleep.
nothing is on fire, fire is on things.
when weā€™re young, we sneak out of our houses to go to parties. when weā€™re old, we sneak out of parties to go home.
math is the only place where someone would buy 60 watermelons and 40 cantaloupes and nobody would ask questions.

if you want more, just let me know! i have tons!:smiling_face_with_horns::sob:

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BAHAHAHAHH that made me lol

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whatā€¦ u need to lol

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same lol

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I just think deep thoughts

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Are oranges called oranges because theyā€™re orange? Or is the color orange called orange because oranges are orange
That felt like a rap lol

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Indeed it is.
Iā€™d share but Iā€™d get in trouble.
Like, the art i draw isnā€™t nsfw, butā€¦ people are weird about it.

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For real though!

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Lol that would be an awesome rap

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Is cereal a soup? Is a hotdog considered a sandwich or a taco???
Oh and: is water really wet or does it just make things wet?

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Omg not the water one! :sob::joy: Sooo many debates at school over that oneā€¦

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