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What is this? wrong answers only.

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Cotton candy!!

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Its a brand new ball of limited edition yarn sold by amazon in 2023, a very rare and expensive find, only 50 of them ever made and sold!

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The fur of the extinct Galynoras, a giant, man-eating fluffy caterpillar that turns into psychopath moths:D

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It’s a cloud
It’s a all new Ford Mazda 549!!

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1991 toyota corolla

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this is obviously my housee

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Oh goodness I’ve been looking for my limited edition needoh bedazzled toenail clipper everywhere! Thanks for finding it!

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How did you find my crochet hook, I’ve been looking everywhere for it, I think I dropped it down the side of the couch​:downcast_face_with_sweat::grimacing:

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Not the COUCH MONSTER

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My hair :relieved_face:

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It’s a yummy ham and cheese croissant

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It’s cleared a fart that’s been colourised (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠᎗⁠ꈍ⁠)

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This is obviously my pet gorilla that eats outlet covers and water bottles. He went missing a few days ago. So glad you found him! Please return him to the black hole, thanks!

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Lolllll :joy::joy:

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Omg it’s obviouslyyy

The offspring of a very rare specimen the stuffulous stuffolllll

:relieved_face:

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It’s a new breed of dog made for it’s unique fluffing abilities

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It’s the latest trend in hairdos!

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Hehehehe here we go again

Extremely long answer

This? Oh yeah, that’s obviously premium, ethically-sourced cloud stuffing harvested at exactly 6:42am when the sky is still deciding what color it wants to be. You can tell by the texture. Regular clouds are way fluffier, this is clearly the “budget cumulus” tier. Still solid though.

Personally I use it to refill my emotional support bread. Not plushie, not pillow, literal bread. Once it goes stale you just slice it open, stuff this in, and boom, psychologically fresh again. Works 60% of the time, which is honestly a passing grade.

Some people think it’s pillow stuffing, which is embarrassing. It’s actually the inside of those giant winter jackets when you unzip them too far and they start shedding like a stressed-out alpaca. Scientists tried to contain it, failed, and now it’s just sold in bags like “yeah sure go ahead, you deal with it.”

Also extremely useful for:

  • Soundproofing your room so you can eat chips at 2am without sounding like a construction site
  • Making DIY snow that never melts but also never feels correct (despite the fact we just got 5 cm :sob:)
  • Replacing the filling in beanbags if you hate comfort and support
  • Emergency marshmallow substitute (do NOT test this unless you’re trying to unlock a secret hospital ending)

Fun fact: each piece is actually a retired thought that your brain didn’t finish. That’s why it feels kinda
 blank. Like you’re holding a “wait what was I doing again” in physical form.

If you compress it enough, you can theoretically create a small star. NASA hasn’t confirmed this but also hasn’t denied it, which is basically a yes if you think about it hard enough.

Anyway yeah, super rare material. Definitely not just polyfill. Definitely not.

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Obviously undyed cotton candy

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