Well i donât use stitch markers, I use random scraps of yarn, guess im not a real crocheter ![]()
So true
Your arenât a real crocheter until your bedroom isnât a bedroom anymore, itâs a studio space that has a bed.
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Hereâs another one
You arenât a crocheter until you have lost most of your needles and scissors and struggle to find one.
Youâre not a real crocheter until you find that you made a mistake 10 rounds back and rather than frogging it you just add extra stitches to fix it. I probably do this in at least half my projects. ![]()
I hate when that happens, itâs so frustrating.
Youâre not a real crocheter if you never bought yarn without any plan of what youâll do with it, simply because itâs âprettyâ
Omg. I saw a photo of someone with their foot propped up in the ER with a steel crochet hook in their foot (completely through the foot). I got dizzy looking at it. ![]()
You decide to buy one skein of yarn for your project but come home broke but happy with ten balls of yarn
Youâre not a real crochet until ur cat starts playing with yarn while youâre using it and hey unrolls the whole ball then tangled it all up it took me like an hour and a half to untangle it âŠ
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I just had to do this i think Iâm still traumatised
SO TRUEEE then I have to clean everything up before bed and put everything in random spots In my room then in the morning everything is back on my bed lol
I get so mad untangling it and then I cut off the peice Iâm trying to untangle and throw it awayâ![]()
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You arenât a real crocheter until youâve stood up from a project
and the yarn comes with you.
It just keeps on rolling, following you for about an entire room until someone stops you ![]()
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Annnd youâre not a real crocheter until you accidentally have crocheted strands of your hair into your workâ![]()
Until you have wayyyy more patterns than youâll ever be able to make
I have thousands⊠Iâll be crocheting until Iâm dead
Also, until youâve been startled by a âbugâ that was actually a yarn scrap ![]()
A little piece of yourself in every plush/wearable ![]()
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Yep, my treat!![]()
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Your not a real crocheter untilâŠ
- You randomly get super bad hand cramps
- You buy yarn for a specific project, then change your mind and decide to put in in your âstashâ
- You yell at people for talking while your trying to count your stitch count.
- You go to the store and see something crocheted and say to yourself âI could make that even betterâ
- You go to a store where they sell crochet items and you take photos so you make make them at home.
- You are DEFINITELY not a real crocheter until you use any item you can find as a stitch marker.
- You lose a game of yarn chicken >:(
But everyone knows that if you make your first ever stitch, then your a real crocheterâ![]()