You're not a real crocheter until

Well i don’t use stitch markers, I use random scraps of yarn, guess im not a real crocheter :sob:

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So true

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Your aren’t a real crocheter until your bedroom isn’t a bedroom anymore, it’s a studio space that has a bed.

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Here’s another one

You aren’t a crocheter until you have lost most of your needles and scissors and struggle to find one.

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You’re not a real crocheter until you find that you made a mistake 10 rounds back and rather than frogging it you just add extra stitches to fix it. I probably do this in at least half my projects. :sweat_smile:

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I hate when that happens, it’s so frustrating.

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You’re not a real crocheter if you never bought yarn without any plan of what you’ll do with it, simply because it’s “pretty”

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Omg. I saw a photo of someone with their foot propped up in the ER with a steel crochet hook in their foot (completely through the foot). I got dizzy looking at it. :confounded_face:

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You decide to buy one skein of yarn for your project but come home broke but happy with ten balls of yarn

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You’re not a real crochet until ur cat starts playing with yarn while you’re using it and hey unrolls the whole ball then tangled it all up it took me like an hour and a half to untangle it 


Cats these days! :rofl::joy:

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I just had to do this i think I’m still traumatised

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SO TRUEEE then I have to clean everything up before bed and put everything in random spots In my room then in the morning everything is back on my bed lol

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I get so mad untangling it and then I cut off the peice I’m trying to untangle and throw it away​:sob::sob::sob:

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You aren’t a real crocheter until you’ve stood up from a project

and the yarn comes with you.

It just keeps on rolling, following you for about an entire room until someone stops you :sweat_smile::distorted_face::yarn:

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Annnd you’re not a real crocheter until you accidentally have crocheted strands of your hair into your work​:face_with_peeking_eye:

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Until you have wayyyy more patterns than you’ll ever be able to make :rofl: I have thousands
 I’ll be crocheting until I’m dead

Also, until you’ve been startled by a “bug” that was actually a yarn scrap :sweat_smile:

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A little piece of yourself in every plush/wearable :smiling_face_with_three_hearts::rofl:

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Yep, my treat!:wink::squinting_face_with_tongue:

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Your not a real crocheter until


  1. You randomly get super bad hand cramps
  2. You buy yarn for a specific project, then change your mind and decide to put in in your “stash”
  3. You yell at people for talking while your trying to count your stitch count.
  4. You go to the store and see something crocheted and say to yourself “I could make that even better”
  5. You go to a store where they sell crochet items and you take photos so you make make them at home.
  6. You are DEFINITELY not a real crocheter until you use any item you can find as a stitch marker.
  7. You lose a game of yarn chicken >:(

But everyone knows that if you make your first ever stitch, then your a real crocheter​:blush:

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