Joke of the day!!!!!!!

So I’m currently thinking of some jokes so I’m deciding to do a joke of the day. You guys can comment and give jokes and give this post a topic space cuz idk which one it belongs to. But hopefully everyday I will comment a joke that will hopefully make you laugh so to start it off. How much does a chimney cost? Nothing it’s on the house bahahahaha what a knee slapper

Also the more original the joke the better I don’t want to be hearing no beef jerky or chickens crossing the road okay you catch my drift :+1: Also keep it PG let this be fun and not weird and creepy ABSOLUTELY NO PICK UP LINES OR DARK JOKES OR I WILL REPORT THEM Thank you have an overachieving day sir or miss or bro or dudette or you

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what did the bison say to his son? Bison
(Not sure if this is how it goes)

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Ok, here’s one of my favorites….

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer: He heard Colonel Sanders was picking up a load.

And my second favorite:
what is a tornado :tornado:?

Why of course, its simply Mothet Nature doing the twist.

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What did he say?

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Bye son

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Bison like buy son

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:rofl::joy:good one

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What? Really!!! No way!!! You dont say!!:rofl: :upside_down_face::rofl::joy::sweat_smile:

About the post deleted by author… sorry it just.popped into my mind…

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Oh I deleted it because Alexioso said the answer, sorry

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Its all good

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Undid it.

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thanks :smiling_face:

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Day 2!!! What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer

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Day 3!!! Why was the scarecrow so good in his field?

because he was outstanding!!

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Day 4!!! I tried to catch fog yesterday.

I mist

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That’s one really funny.