:p shower thoughts

Hehe, some more to tickle your brain :brain: :feather: :

“Why are deliveries of a ship called cargo, but in a car, it’s called a shipment?”

“Would a fly without wings be considered a walk?”

“If you work as security at a Samsung store, does that make you a guardian of the galaxy?”

“the the brain doesn’t recognize the second ‘the’.”

“What color are mirrors?

“Humans are the only species that pay to live.”

“You can’t stand backwards on the stairs.”

“The two e’s in bee might actually be silent.”

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Haha

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this got me laughing

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YESSSSS THANK YOU FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME ON SPARKLING WATER!!!

Loving domesticated wind my mum uses the domesticated wind to much sometimes :joy:

Unfortunately I highly doubt any dog is named me, but now I wonder what dogs are named the same as my friends, Thanks for sharing.

I want a boneless couch in my room so bad right now.

OH MY WORD I HAVE TO TELL MY MUM THE WAFFLE ONE ASAP WHEN SHE/I WAKE UP THAT IS PURE GOLD :wink:

Don’t forget ground cow/ground beef cow.

So my mum and I aren’t the only ones who sometimes forget the book doesn’t actually have a movie yet :joy:

Ok now I look at popcorn a lot differently, now I feel like it should be considered art

Sameeeee

Technically so does this one, but agreed not gonna go there

The question that feels like it will never be answered, also I have actually orange trees inside my home some are green some are lemon colored and a few orange (all the size of a cutie cause the trees are still babies) my dog keeps trying to eat their leaves so we had to cage the baby trees in the house for protection both of the dog and of the trees :joy:

Because builders (the people who do the work) but who named them that???

oooh good one, now I actually feel like I accomplished something really big genuinely I thank you, I’ll try to remember this whenever I feel like it can’t do anything big and my brain is being mean

Is it because you can also have a cargo shipment of cars???

/lh No just no, I refuse, my brain can’t it’s bad enough as is, no walk only fly​:mosquito:

Yes absolutely you are now a guardian of the​:milky_way: really anyone in customer service should be either a guardian or an avenger cause you gotta deal with Karens, credit where it’s due you earned the superhero status as far as I’m concerned.

if that happens regularly and to more words of a similar nature such as (:backhand_index_pointing_left: well that one), to, too, a, and, basically all (:backhand_index_pointing_left:yes this one too) you might want to look into dyslexia as it is a common sign of having it.

Silver/Aluminum as that behind glass is used to make it a mirror (if that is wrong feel free to correct me I just did a quick google search to remember if the TV show was referring to the right backing material), foil is an acceptable color name too.

I mean dogs try to pay with leaves sometimes (have you seen that post it’s soooooooo cute)

ah and yet you can still sit backwards on them.

Also does a lap actually exist (:backhand_index_pointing_left: credit for this question goes to the Gilmore girls peeps iykyk)

I MUST TELL MY MUM & DAD THAT LAST ONE. My dad keeps honey bees and my mum has a love hate relationship with shower thought riddles and spelling, tell love it, and then probably both try to find an answer in the dictionary because it must be answered

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Fun fact lemons are genetically modified citrus fruits by selective mateing. Life never gave us lemons,we made them ourselves

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Haha

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Omg, you’re my new favorite person- I totally didn’t think of these that way, lol! :exploding_head: I adore your insights *thumbs up

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*gasps

No way


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No wonder it feel like we can never make lemonade when someone says that, cause life isn’t actually giving us any lemons

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Fr

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.I can’t tell if my IQ depleted or increased

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Was the fruit orange named after the color orange or was the color orange named after the fruit orange???

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Math is the only place where someone would buy 60 watermelons and 40 cantaloupes without anyone asking questions

Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies

There, I just made u question ur life choices for the next month

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Have you ever felt a bug on you but nothing is there
 wha if that was just the ghost of bugs you killed in the past


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Where do you find these things!!!

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Well I be slappin the ghost!

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orange is called orange because oranges are orange. for a long time orange was considered a shade of red, and the color orange didn’t exist (that is also why red hair is actually orange) but then they randomly decided to name a color after a fruit

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Wild

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