Sparkling water tastes like when your leg is asleep
Air conditioning is just domesticated wind
I wonder what my dog named me
Bean bags are just boneless sofas
Heat, pressure and time. The three things that can make a diamond can make a waffle
Why do they say ‘tuna fish’ but not ‘chicken bird’?
Lol! Heres one! Reading is just looking at dead trees with tattoos and hallucinating.
aaaaahhhh why’s that so real tho 
Oh my gosh that’s hilarious 
Popped popcorn curnals are explosions frozen in time
Heheh
My brain hurts but this is so FR
I lowkey feel like I know more having seen this post
Frr
Empty
Mpty
MT
Love it
What is existing?
(All the others I ca think of rn question religious beliefs so we ain’t gonna go there)
are oranges called oranges bc oranges are orange, or is orange called orange bc oranges are orange
Why are buildings called buildings if they’re already built
We’ve all broken a world record. We were all once the youngest person in the world
Oh my gosh wow
rotfl, THIS ONE! this is great
Enlightenment, lol
HAVE WE STARTED EVEN MORE ELIGHTENMENT? cs
