Hello sentient amalgamations of skin and plasma! It’s your favorite overlord, and I need your help! Im in need of a new pfp because this one looks quite strange since I’m not a human but triangular one-eyed entity. So if anyone of you out there are feeling artsy, draw me a profile picture and the best, most chaotic, picture of me will become my new profile picture! (Bonus points if I’m holding silly straws, they’re so silly.) Remember! Chairs have feelings and sitting on them brings them pain, morality is a mental cage, buy crypto! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I will tey my best to please you
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Good minions pats you both on the head
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glad to be of service (2 versions bc i couldn’t make up my mind, being the mere mortal that i am)
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omg I actually love yours tho 
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My friend asked me to tell you that we are your most loyal minions
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You definitely are
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