I’m bored, and I love reading silly stories! Please share some stories of your own in the comments.
Here’s mine:)
The BBB Story
one year, when I was younger, maybe 11, I went into the bathroom in the late evening to brush my teeth.
In the bathroom, centred on the middle of the floor, was a box.
Inside the box, there was a banana.
Nothing else, but the single, simple banana.
Being the adhd, autistic, Asperger and Tourettes Syndromic child I was, I picked up the banana and threw it at my brother, who was picking up his toys.
He picked it up and threw it back to me.
I threw it back to him, but missed, and sent the poor banana down the stairs.
The next morning, I heard my mom yell “Why is there a banana at the bottom of the stairs?”
She hadn’t stepped in it, but she had been quite confused upon seeing a mushy banana at the bottom of the stairs.
It wasn’t too fun explaining it to her, though
I call it my Banana in The Box In The Bathroom story, or BBB, for short.
One time on holiday in Asia, my family and I were walking down the sidewalk when these 2 geese come out of nowhere and stand there and flap aggressively at a shop owner.
My dad walks unaware towards the geese and I exclaim, “Dad, watch out, those geese could get angry at you at maybe bite you!”
He turns around and starts walking backwards and says, “Nah, come on, they won’t do a thing…” and as he says that the geese come charging at him and start nipping his ankles, whilst letting out a HUGE squack!
He starts running and acts like he has fire burning his backside and when be gets away, I tell him a simple 4 words. “I told you so!” He was ashamed of himself for the rest of the week.
I was at my friends vacation home for the first time. I’d just eaten mango(yum)and I went outside to swim in the pool. They have one of those screen doors that you can slide to open and there’s two layers, the mesh screen and the glass door. I somehow didn’t notice that the mesh screen was there and crashed into the door. I kept walking tho, so the mesh screen part fell off!
This story isn’t that funny, but my sister thought it was pretty funny, so I shared it.
It was a hot day out, and my sister wasn’t drinking that much water. So my grandma said “It’s important to drink your coffee” you can tell what she wanted lol! Me and my sister burst out laughing
Not really that funny, but we always tease her about it now
Here is mine! I was at at my old fast food job a long time ago and one day I was on drive thru with a coworker and we had a funny song another coworker started that we would sing when we were stressed or needing a laugh (anyone who has worked in customer service knows what I mean) .
Anyway we were on drive and I took an order and then another person pulled up to the speaker. Before I could answer my coworker to be funny started singing the song” thank you for sunshine, thank you for rain……….its a beautiful dayayayayaya” and he didn’t realize THAT HIS MIC WAS ON the girl at the speaker heard it all, said nothing and listened while I laughed too hard to inform him his mic was on. I have many stories from work but this is one of my favorite memories. They were truly the best!
Just because here is another story I just remembered. On drive thru we always ask for a name as every place does. We had a guy say his name and it sounded like he said “Mr. Beast” and so while they pulled up, me and my coworkers were debating whether or not he actually said that. The guy did not end up saying his name was Mr, Beast, but it was so close even this guest was laughing when he heard about our debate. Anyway after a good laugh he went to pull up after getting his food and we look down and this guy had forgotten his card! We ran out and gave it him before he pulled out thankfully, but it was such a funny coincidence that this guy whose name sounded like “Mr. Beast” left us his card Good times!
and I went outside to swim in the pool. They have one of those screen doors that you can slide to open and there’s two layers, the mesh screen and the glass door. I somehow didn’t notice that the mesh screen was there and crashed into the door. I kept walking tho, so the mesh screen part fell off!
you can tell what she wanted lol! Me and my sister burst out laughing 
They were truly the best!