we listen and we dont judge 😌✨

[brayslay]

SAME I ALWAYS SPRINT TO MY BEDDDDDDDDd

[brayslay]

omg yes I literally use 4mm on almost everyhting

[CapybarasCrochet]

A couple of u have already seen this but some haven’t so here it is!
sooooo mine is kind of long, strong textI hope I don’t bore you lol
I was in class in kindergarten aaand I had to go to the bathroom, so the teacher called one of my friends to go with me to the bathroom so I don’t get “lost” even tho I’ve been there for months and I knew how to get to the bathroom and when we got to the bathroom, one of the stalls was locked and me, being my kind hearted self I went under the stall to unlock it for everyone, and I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THE SECOND I WENT UNDER A TEACHER CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTED ASKING MY FRIEND IF I WAS WITH HER!!! (LIKE, ARE THERE CAMERAS IN THE BATHROOM OR SMTH!!??) and she said yes, and I was like oh no so the teacher walked us to the classroom and told my teacher what I had DONE WRONG and the teacher yelled and screamed at me in front of the whole class! An my teacher is one of the Strict mean teachers and said I couldn’t get stuff from the “treasure box” idk if anyone knows what that is, but it’s when you get gifts from this box every Friday, and I was literally about to cry, And was like: THIS WAS ALL FOR NOTHING, I DIDNT EVEN GET TO GO POTTY!!! yeah, that’s it. Sorry it’s so long I hated kindergarten bc, my teacher was so mean and I h8ed her, and she would lift her shirt and take shots in front of us??! I hated seeing that, she was also kinda old and fat. And I had a best friend but she also had a friend that h8ed me, and always excluded me from stuff and tried to “take my best friend away from me” idk why she hated me, I did nothing to her anyway, thx for reading. Byeee I hope I’m not the only one with an embarrassing/scary school story

[tsunamii]

Ahahaha.

[TheRandomCrocheter]

uhmmm…
i didnt know what a dec was BEFORE so to make a ball i would do

• 6sc in MR
• inc x6
• sc, inc x6
• 2 sc, inc x6
• sc around
  and then I would make 2 of that and I would sew it together
  I also ued to hot glue stuff toghter cuz i didint wanna sew ._.

[Rainbowsnake]

I… Cant crochet properly… I didn’t care about what my tutorial said.
I don’t count rows much (especially on snakes)
I get really really upset with the second round of any project. I usually crash out a lot
I ALWAYS miscount everything in crochet none of my snakes are actually done with proper numbers
Crochet is generally a struggle for me and I wish it wasn’t

That is all of my crochet complaints about myself

I also don’t know how to whistle
I don’t know how to use chopsticks even though I’ve been taught like 10 times before

That’s it I think

[creationsbydasie08]

• I don’t do gauge swatches, I just hope it turns out and looks (at least somewhat) decent
• If I lose count on a round, I usually ignore it unless its too out of shape, but will frog up to 5 rows if I notice a difference in edges on a “flat” project
•I don’t like the DARK dark but don’t like Light either..
•I prefer chopsticks when eating asian type cuisine (but no shade on those who dont/cant use them.. its a skill that can be difficult to master)

[FrogOnAMushroom]

…I use 4mm on medium weight yarn and it looks nice and tight to me
I can show pics of my stitches

[stqrliqht]

• i could not figure out how to ch and i was doomscrolling and saw somebody crocheting spaghetti and then i knew how

• my first amigurmi was a bee but the stiches were so loose the stuffing was falling out and it looked like its eyes were on its butt… my little sisters friend named it “bumbee”

• i was at a soccer game once and used a pine needle as a st marker

[anoswaldoddity]

Good advice!!

[anoswaldoddity]

Number! That’s hilarious! strong text

[anoswaldoddity]

Hot glue to the rescue!! strong text

[scarletstiches123]

•If my stitch count was wrong I would still keep on going

•once I did a pattern and it said 1 sc, 1inc. 2sc, 1inc… ect and I got all the way to 6sc, 1inc and then I realised that entire time I was doing 6 inc, 1sc all the way from the beggining so I had to frog it all that took me ages

•Once I thought “oh yeah I can totally knit a jumper in a month” I’ve been doing it for a few days and I only did 1 row…….(not including cast on’s)

•I’ve never done a granny square before(or well I’ve tried a normal one and it went in a ball for some reason and recently because I’m better at crochet I tried a flower one and I was confused with how to place the petals)

•I’ve never done a gauge swatch

•whenever I get a crochet book I never use it like I try to do I open a book to a page what I think looks cool and then I see something I’m already crocheting

[anoswaldoddity]

Me too! I ss a 9 foot blanket when I first started!

[koitheclikkie21]

I used to crochet in bl/blo without knowing
I would always mess up my stitch count and ignore it.
I have to recount my stitches all the time (including the middle of rows, to see what the next stitch i had to do was) and i forget what the next stitch is supposed to be when i was constantly reinforcing it in my mind

[scarletstiches123]

Oh my that must of took ages

[scarletstiches123]

I also did the first one also

[craftycellist]

Your yarn looks thicker than mine

[anoswaldoddity]

I didn’t know how to do anything else, so it took about a month.

[FrogOnAMushroom]

The first one is just a skein of weight 4 I found at the thrift store without a label, the 2nd one is RHSS, and the 3rd one is Michael’s Soft Classic